Some assembly required.... translated that means "Headache Guaranteed" Oh yeah! I'm a busy little scoundrel but I need a break and so I thought I'd regale you with what's been going on even though I'm sure you couldn't care less. :-p So sit back, shut up and listen or I'll talk twice as long because I hafta speak overtop of you to make sure you heard my idiocy!
I just got done fixing my mom's closet and building her new bike. Her closet collapsed for the second time in this house.... Why??? Because she has a serious clothes fetish that makes Mariah Carey look like a vagabond. *shakes head* Seriously does she really need enough clothes in her closet to clothe a small army? Though I'm not sure why any army would dress in my mom's clothes... *ponders* And do me a favor...if you get a bike, buy one that's already assembled. That way if it falls apart you can blame the store and not a family member. Ok? Thanks!
What else am I up to? I've got to do a bunch more pics for Jill, get supper started, get together my stuff for Jill's Easter present because she's coming down tonight, and I probably should get myself cleaned up because from working I'm a widdle dirty. *angelic face*
What's gone on since I last updated? Ummm... I got measured for my tuxedo for Seth's upcoming nuptuals, played some basketball, defended my new shoes and I've been working with stupid people of course and that's about it. Let me tell you though that that's more than enough.
Stupid People 101: Class is in session.
Customer: "Do you sell cell phone batteries?"
Me: "What type of phone do you have?"
Customer: "Verizon"
Me: "Do you have your phone?"
*customer hands me her phone and I look at it*
Me: "Your phone is an LG and I'm sorry we don't carry the batteries for those."
*customer walks away and I roll my eyes*
Saying that you have a verizon cell phone is like if I'd ask you what type of computer you have and you telling me that you have an AOL computer or a Netscape one... that's your service provider not who manufactured your computer!!!!
I also love the customers who ask if we have and then they don't know what they want... they describe it as "this thing that takes three plugs and turns it into one round plug that plugs into the thing and makes it work" You got all that? If you figured out that it's an RF modulator you've been working in retail as long as I have and we need help!!! *bursts into tears*
How about this one? Customer walks into the department walks through every aisle but one, finds you and asks... "Do you have phones?" "Yes, in the only aisle you didn't seem to want to bother with."
Or how about? Customer walks into the department sees I'm busy with another customer and instead of taking a minute to look for what they want, asks the people in the photo lab where EVERY ITEM ON THEIR SHOPPING LIST is. Yes, we here at wal-mart have nothing to do but be your personal shopper... we'll ignore every other customer in the store to make your life easier!
Ok... I'm all better now. Or not. *shrugs*
By the way... My body hates me. I played basketball for a couple of hours the other day and I think every muscle and tendon in my body went on strike afterwards. They are not used to that sort of work and wanted more pay or something.
Anyway... Now i'm just rambling and I haven't even really told you about getting measured for my tux. *chuckles* Fun experience but I don't feel like typing anymore. Besides I have to get back to all my stuff to do.
I'm out!