Stunning Stupidity

I can't take it anymore!!!  There are stupid people all over!  I want so badly to able to beat some sense into these people.  Even if it doesn't work, it will make me feel better.  When people are this utterly stupid and rude they should just instantly be killed.  They have nothing of value to offer the human race.

*takes a deep breath*

I need to calm down.

*breathes slowly*

Let me start from the beginning tonight.

*begin flashback sequence*

We have a repeat customer at our store by the name of Tim Culp.  Now this man is so far gone from whatever drugs he's been taking that it's impossible to know if he has two or three brain cells left.  He has this blank expression, is very unkept and about as slow as a turtle stuck in tar.  He purchased himself a television a week or two ago.  Fine!  Go watch your tv!  Nooo!  This man calls us back up, says that his tv is too difficult to hook up and would like to return it.  Whatever!  He exchanges it for another model.  Then he calls back up and is upset that the color on this television is preset from the factory.  He exchanges it for the same exact model!  Then he calls us wanting to know about a bigger tv.  Apparently this 27" screen isn't big enough for his bloodshot eyes.  He wants to know if we have any 36" screens.  We tell him that we no longer carry any 36" tvs that the biggest we carry now is 32".  We repeat this process for about four days... He calls and asks about a 36" and we tell him that we only carry 32" sets.... For four days in a row!!!  In amongst all this we deal with his stupidity about a few other matters as well.  Tonight he came in to exchange his 27" for a 32".  We told him that he is no longer allowed to return any more tvs.  He's done!   I'm expecting a call within a week saying that he's having problems with it.  

So I'm all stressing over this idiot tonight when I come home.  I think to myself, I'll relax and play a little DoD.   Wrong!  Idiots everywhere!  Spawn campers, hacks, and guys who think teams of six or seven versus four is fair and call people who speak up about it "team whiners".  I can't take it anymore!  I need to get away from EVERYONE for a while.  My vacation can't come fast enough.  I think I'll just book myself a hotel room and not leave it for a week.

Screw it all!  I'm going to watch a movie and lie in my bed just staring blankly into space!
I'm outtie!