Mix and Match

So tonight I have a lot to write about and I'll probably forget something amongst all of this... but here goes anyway!

I think mom found my blog. I dunno if this is a good thing or not. This blog is where I just let it all out. The good, the bad and the ugly all end up on here because those that I live with day to day don't read this, with the exception of one or two notables. This is where the thoughts, feelings and frustrations flow without fear of hurt feelings or whatever. Censorship would not be cool.

Why do I think mom found this blog? I came home tonight and found a letter on my bed. In this letter mom talked about things that I never discussed with her but did write on here. Besides, she asked about my blog the past coupla days. *shrugs* Anyway, this letter totally blew my mind. This is a side of mom I haven't seen in a LONG time. The mom who understood that it's only those who risk going too far who find out how far they can go. The mom who didn't immediately pass judgement without at least trying to see things from multiple angles. I missed that mom...The one who wasn't afraid of life and all it entails. The joy, the pain, the journey is the fun and not the destination. *nods*

Jill and her sister came into the store tonight. *grins* Took a lot of flak but I didn't care. I think the store is abuzz about us seeing each other. Sad when my personal life becomes the topic of discussion amongst my peers.

Oh and before I go tonight... I got some more questions for everyone! :-p



Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?